if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; (9) How you been scammed and you want to recover you lost money. Beach @ 10 (I have an uncle who still has a thick Spanglish accent as if he just recently came from Cuba instead of in 76 who SWEARS Miami is the bestand yet has only been to El Paso, TX and boasts about FIU as if its the new Yale.) says: I would say the overall IQ of Miami residents is substantially lower than most big cities. CMM else output += unescape(l[i]); //';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 108';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 101';l[17]=' 112';l[18]=' 115';l[19]=' 105';l[20]=' 116';l[21]=' 110';l[22]=' 97';l[23]=' 121';l[24]=' 109';l[25]=' 109';l[26]=' 97';l[27]=' 115';l[28]=' 114';l[29]=' 100';l[30]='>';l[31]='\"';l[32]=' 109';l[33]=' 111';l[34]=' 99';l[35]=' 46';l[36]=' 108';l[37]=' 105';l[38]=' 97';l[39]=' 109';l[40]=' 103';l[41]=' 64';l[42]=' 108';l[43]=' 108';l[44]=' 101';l[45]=' 112';l[46]=' 115';l[47]=' 105';l[48]=' 116';l[49]=' 110';l[50]=' 97';l[51]=' 121';l[52]=' 109';l[53]=' 109';l[54]=' 97';l[55]=' 115';l[56]=' 114';l[57]=' 100';l[58]=':';l[59]='o';l[60]='t';l[61]='l';l[62]='i';l[63]='a';l[64]='m';l[65]='\"';l[66]='=';l[67]='f';l[68]='e';l[69]='r';l[70]='h';l[71]='a ';l[72]='<'; I notice that he no longer light up when i touch him or kiss him in his neck and his chest cos he really liked it when i did that, he also usually get naked in front of me but when he started seeing that woman he stopped it. Piss him off in traffic (usually by simply driving like a normal human being), and you can expect 30 seconds of horn and some middle fingers. Take a walk on Venice Beach and then consult me, dumbass. Who knew? Lol but, let me tell you a couple of things you marginal execrable obese cretin. Angry that despite not following the honky program, Miami is banking left and right. Many of the local Latinos are STILL not aware that African-Americans will not tolerate being called the N-word. what in the world is he referring to? Most of those cars are leased. says: Anyone who thinks Cubans are dumb.is dumb as a rock and cheap white trash. We are moving to Boston next week. says: I was born and raised in Miami, 30 years. You dont like it it FUCK OFF and go back to CUBA or where you came from. else output += unescape(l[i]); Yes, they are children of immigrants and most likely only heard Spanish in their homes, but I have many friends from other cities and states that didnt hear a lick of English until they entered Kindergarten. //]]>. var output = ''; says: Miami is beautiful but very expensive. Miami is a 21st century Song of the South except that instead of just black people working for little, you now have Hispanic immigrants as coolies taking whatever job they can get. Do you need your ex husband or lover urgently? WebKyle Munzenrieder January 16, 2015 8:30AM Miami is a melting pot of douchebags. Consider it People were nicer to me in PBC than anywhere in downstate NY. I contacted him and explained my problem to him, and DR OBA assured me that i will get my Boyfriend back in the next 48hours.What an amazing statement!! So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day.What an amazing statement!! Those rates are way lower now. //]]> maxfortu Places like Miami Beach have been taken over by investors and tourists that have driven out the real communities there. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; The Marielitos have ruined it. Are they masochists? Lived through the riots in 81. maybe one day it will be you packing up your books and all the sea shells you are still holding on to from your days in S. Florida. You fools are boring to hell living from the past telling the old American dollar vs Cuban pesos that happened 50 years ago. Blackford Oakes And in regarding your basic curry language calling Miami a rat hole THATS precisely in what you convert it after all those mulattoes invading our country and doing that rambunctious hubbub. Foreigners are always trying come up with ways to attack our country everyday!! It seems he had a culture shock! Born and raised in Miami, the best thing I ever did for my mental health and sense of compassion was move to Fort Lauderdale/Davie when I was 22. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ (5) If you want a child. (10) If you cant be able to satisfy your wife Miami doesnt need any of you or your trash talk. My old 6th grade teacher taught us, Good, better, best, never let it rest, until you good is better, and your better, is best. Miami is good, and getting better every day. (Last time I checked, those arent books.) Does it not require intelligence to solve Navier-Stokes equations or prove/disprove Fermats Last Theorem? Miami sucks. Sad this isnt an exaggeration, but an overwhelming amount of people in Miami are very rude, aggressive, non-law abiding, violent, inconsiderate, dumb, and shallow mouth breathers. surfside rider This happens to me often at Publix, but it has happened with people that repair household appliances, too. (11) if your menstruation refuse to come You would never make it outside of your little Havana!! says: Born & raised in Miami, traveled to different countries, speak English, Italian, Portuguese, and Spanish. MOST OF THESE PEOPLE TELLING YOU FAKE TESTIMONIES AND FOR YOU TO BEWARE OF THIS AND BEWARE OF THAT ARE BUNCH OF CRAPS AND SCAMS. FPL will ruin your weekend Air conditioning units use only slightly less energy than Abrams tanks. I hate it when people sh*t where they eat. As my plane descends to land at the airport here in Miami, I can actually feel the IQ level going down along with the elevation of the plane. says: This article is irrelevant. 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The only gaggling knuckle draggers are ignorant driveling dolts like you, scribbling nonsense about something you apparently know nothing about. says: Hey moris carbella ur guy for hook up soft hard acid.lsd molly coke weed.just email me at . ). var output = ''; //';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 49';l[15]=' 110';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 105';l[18]=' 116';l[19]=' 117';l[20]=' 108';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 115';l[23]=' 100';l[24]=' 121';l[25]=' 110';l[26]=' 110';l[27]=' 117';l[28]=' 115';l[29]=' 114';l[30]=' 100';l[31]='>';l[32]='\"';l[33]=' 109';l[34]=' 111';l[35]=' 99';l[36]=' 46';l[37]=' 108';l[38]=' 105';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 109';l[41]=' 103';l[42]=' 64';l[43]=' 49';l[44]=' 110';l[45]=' 111';l[46]=' 105';l[47]=' 116';l[48]=' 117';l[49]=' 108';l[50]=' 111';l[51]=' 115';l[52]=' 100';l[53]=' 121';l[54]=' 110';l[55]=' 110';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 115';l[58]=' 114';l[59]=' 100';l[60]=':';l[61]='o';l[62]='t';l[63]='l';l[64]='i';l[65]='a';l[66]='m';l[67]='\"';l[68]='=';l[69]='f';l[70]='e';l[71]='r';l[72]='h';l[73]='a ';l[74]='<'; Rick, you are a complete moron!! //';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 109';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 104';l[18]=' 110';l[19]=' 111';l[20]=' 105';l[21]=' 116';l[22]=' 117';l[23]=' 108';l[24]=' 111';l[25]=' 115';l[26]=' 97';l[27]=' 98';l[28]=' 111';l[29]='>';l[30]='\"';l[31]=' 109';l[32]=' 111';l[33]=' 99';l[34]=' 46';l[35]=' 108';l[36]=' 105';l[37]=' 97';l[38]=' 109';l[39]=' 103';l[40]=' 64';l[41]=' 101';l[42]=' 109';l[43]=' 111';l[44]=' 104';l[45]=' 110';l[46]=' 111';l[47]=' 105';l[48]=' 116';l[49]=' 117';l[50]=' 108';l[51]=' 111';l[52]=' 115';l[53]=' 97';l[54]=' 98';l[55]=' 111';l[56]=':';l[57]='o';l[58]='t';l[59]='l';l[60]='i';l[61]='a';l[62]='m';l[63]='\"';l[64]='=';l[65]='f';l[66]='e';l[67]='r';l[68]='h';l[69]='a ';l[70]='<'; Deez Balls But thats big cities for you. Webmiami is full of douchebags Call us today! Otherwise theyd realize how frighteningly (and amusingly) true this list is! I got one for the heck of it and Ive never needed it in CO, yet. i moved out of south florida 10 years ago and only miss it when it snows but as soon as i remember how shitty people were, im cool with the snow. He moved in with another woman, I felt like killing myself, my life became very bitter and sorrowful. There is not much in the way of culture other than latino culture and partying and going to clubs to get wasted on the weekends. LilyGarcia // for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ //]]>, (1) If you want your ex back var l=new Array(); harry tina The list you have is only your negative personal opinions far from some facts! Immigrants do not assimilate well. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ I am here to give testimony on how I got my husband back, my husband left me for no reason 3 years ago. I am disable but was hoping to get surgery and start again. Its truly a horrible place now. I didnt know what was going on at first but as he got deep in the affair with his new lover, i felt that our marriage was on the rocks. var l=new Array(); Event starts at 8 pm and ends at 2 am. } Ive lived in Miami all my life, born and raised, for 30yrs+. You can have Miami. // else output += unescape(l[i]); Bad traffic. I dont know why the traffic is so bad when there are so few decent paying jobs.